i think im a sinner

so funny last sunday i went to a different church and as you know i am a very outspoken person.
i was sitting listening to the worship and life was good till the pastor started his sermon he was talking about homosexuality and how it was sin and i ignored that. then he started preaching about sex out of wedlock and pregnant teenagers and how it was sin and all that junk well that didnt go over so well with me. so i got up in the middle of his sermon and said excuse me the pregnant lady has to pee. and i walked down three rows and up two isles and went to the bathroom. as i entered the bathroom some old lady that was in there looked at me in disgrace and i proceeded to tell her to excuse me because i was a pregnant teenager that had to pee and i told her that i was swearing off boys so i might just become a lesbian. i think im a sinner.... just a hunch... dear lord please forgive me for i have sinned.