Jesus is just like Rose.....
In the new testament in the book of Matthew chapter four Jesus bribes his first disciples. He tells Peter (otherwise known as Simon) and his brother andrew "Come follow me and I will make you fishers of people" He bribes them and tells them that he will make them better fishermen if the follow him.
This reminds me of Rose because she bribes Scott with BUTTER TARTS so that he'll change something on her blog for her. She also bribes Annette with chocolate.
Jesus bribed Peter and Andrew with skills.
Rose bribes Scott and Annette with baking.
posted by Manda @ 11:51 PM
5 Comments:
OK so your like a selfish jesus....
more like satan bribed jesus in the desert.
nice scott...there goes ur butter tarts for the week!
you know god and jesus don't exist right? they just tell you that stuff so you dont do bad things. so you can "get into heaven" syke... but that is my personal belief
well frankly i think your "personal belief" is a bunch of fawhoee
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